One of my good friends, who consistently feeds me fodder for these blog posts, kindly called to my attention that tomorrow is Steak and Blowjob Day, a day in which the man in a relationship is celebrated, as opposed to Valentine's Day, which is exactly one month earlier.
Ladies, be sure to let the man in your life know that you love him by buying/making him a juicy steak and giving him a nice, slow blowjob on March 14.
Wow! Steak and Blowjob Day three days before St. Patty's Day*. Pinch me. I must be dreaming.
(Note on St. Patty's Day: Although it is undeniably another amateur hour for drinkers, along with New Year's Eve and Cinco De Mayo, there's something about having a Guinness or ten on St. Patty's Day that is, dare I say, sentimental.)
Friday, March 13, 2009
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