Congratulations, fuckers. I have only three humble requests left to ask of you:
1. Don't choke.
2. Stop drinking Bud Light. You make millions of dollars each. That stuff is piss. If me and my buddies made half of what you make, we'd be dousing ourselves in Guinness.
3. Most importantly: don't choke to The Yankees. If I have to watch Johnny Damon, Gay-Rod, and Jeter dry-hump on the pitcher's mound at Fenway, I'm going to off myself.
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good luck.
here's to a Cubs/Red Sox world series.
Don't lose faith, Karl. They're going back Wrigley and can easily take two games there.
I certainly hope we see that series, brother. I think most fans of the game of hoping for it.
another little piece of me died yesterday. It proves one of my baseball theories, Nate. You can't win a game if you hit into 37 double plays. At least the Yankees are sucking it. J.D. Drew has more post season hits than Gay-Rod. And that's twilight zone odd.
Man, Karl, I don't know what to say. I watched that game and just kept shaking my head. The post-season is all about timely hitting and PITCHING. I have a bad feeling the Yankees are going to take that series. A bad feeling. And can you think of a bigger "who-gives-a-shit" NLCS? The Rockies and Arizona. I'd rather watch another episode of "Caillou" with my kids.
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